Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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