whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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