I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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