Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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