When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can I color on your dick again?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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