Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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