I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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