Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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