Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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