How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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