What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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