You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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