so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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