are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
