the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
