Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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