I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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