I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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