My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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