love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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