Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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