if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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