Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
try to milk me bitch
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