so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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