Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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