dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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