I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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