You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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