Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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