so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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