And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
