Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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