I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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