if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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