just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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