there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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