sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
