She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The best revenge is premature balding
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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