just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm always down for nudity.
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