dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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