I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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