My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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