its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
