So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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