worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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