I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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