I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she told me i tasted like america
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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