He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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