We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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