Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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